[identity profile] eddyfate.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I think all submission guidelines should be followed by "or I will murder you."

[identity profile] jennifer-brozek.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*LOL* But that's so much work and getting blood out of clothing is such a pain. How about "I will murder you in my thoughts for the rest of my life... or the rest of the day. Or until I blessedly forget you ever existed."

[identity profile] eddyfate.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's too long. Maybe "or I will be really annoyed."

[identity profile] jennifer-brozek.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That will do.

[identity profile] marlowe1.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I have three writers who ignored that guideline about including their email addresses on their manuscripts.

And so I hold their stories. Waiting.

[identity profile] jennifer-brozek.livejournal.com 2009-04-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Waiting for them to email you? Or waiting to trash them? Or what?